Pookie (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} pwca) wrote,@ 2006-11-10 18:09:00 |
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More Daft Questions At Work
The Question:
"Was Chesney Hawkes in The Bill?
My Answer:
"And I am supposed to know this, why?"
The Response:
"But you know everything."
My Answer:
"I think this proves my assertion that I do not. Anyway, go and check the Internet Movie Database."
The Question:
"Is it true if you had an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time, would one of them produce The Complete Works of Shakespeare?"
My Answer:
"Possibly. But how would you know? It would take an infinite amount of time to check."
The Question:
"Was Chesney Hawkes in The Bill?
My Answer:
"And I am supposed to know this, why?"
The Response:
"But you know everything."
My Answer:
"I think this proves my assertion that I do not. Anyway, go and check the Internet Movie Database."
The Question:
"Is it true if you had an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time, would one of them produce The Complete Works of Shakespeare?"
My Answer:
"Possibly. But how would you know? It would take an infinite amount of time to check."
