The Question:
"Was Chesney Hawkes in The Bill?

My Answer:
"And I am supposed to know this, why?"

The Response:
"But you know everything."

My Answer:
"I think this proves my assertion that I do not. Anyway, go and check the Internet Movie Database."

The Question:
"Is it true if you had an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time, would one of them produce The Complete Works of Shakespeare?"

My Answer:
"Possibly. But how would you know? It would take an infinite amount of time to check."

Tuesday it was in my throat.
Wednesday it was in my nose.
Thursday it was sitting at the top of my chest.
Today it has sunk into my chest.

This following a "Return to work after sickness interview" yesterday.
I am not supposed to hav more than a day's sickness between now and February.
So I sat there today and coughed a lot.

In other good news, I had my review of Ken Hite's Dubious Shards published in Pyramid today.
Reviews of Recess! and the RuneQuest Companion sent off.
I have an e-mail from another publisher asking whether I would like to review their games -- this after having been negative about them so far.
There is a box of stuff from Warehouse 23 that is mostly gifts for others waiting for me to open -- it got through without having to pay import tax. Again.
A good percentage of the Christmas shopping has been done for anyone other than lulucthulhu and dinkybruiser.
Doing your Christmas shopping on-line is great.