(Where various artists are under the misaprehension that I know everything.)

First Question
"Did Arnold Schwarcenegger train at a gym in Birmingham, because my dad used to know Pat Roach?"

My reply:
"I have no idea, but it is quite possible, because I do know that he trained in a gym in Portsmouth."

Second Question
"Who would win between a lion and a tiger?"

My reply:
"What at? Parchesi? Dominoes? Risk? Tiddly Winks?"

Their qualification:
"...Umm. In a fight over a piece of meat and they were really hungry."

My reply:
"Where?"

Their qualification:
"In a sand pit. A big one with a concrete surrounding wall in Mexico City. Where they have bull fights."

My reply:
"Hmmmm... I would go with the tiger. Bigger and faster."

Random thought today...
Cold City from Contested Ground Studio would be what I would use to run a Torchwood style game.